Overheard Around OP:

(finished as needed to [especially to increase humor] by H.E. Smith)

* "...so, I got this pamplet for University of Miami in the mail and then I looked outside and saw it was snowing, and I just thought man...what would I do with my sled?"

* "Yeah, I'm trying for that 4.0 again this semester." "How's that coming?" "Well, I think I'm already better than my record 1.57 from last year..."

* "I'm just worried because the guys I meet in bars are normally jerks, but even my roommate liked this guy!"