It upsets me to no end that that the girls down the hall had to erase their dry erase board to fit on a new phone message. Why? That means they erased my new favorite quote: "Health is the devil...it's got the word "hell" in it for a reason."

That quote improved my morning a couple times. Do you think they'd notice if I stuck it on my board to mock them? Nah, they'd probably be too drunk to realize it. (Yay, fun with sorority girls time!)