Fav Invitation of the Day:

"Here, come, sit...you want some chicken?"

(Interestingly enough, this came from the same person who had my favorite reason to see "Lysistrata," the last mainstage theatre show of the semester: "There's this scene where, if I was on-stage, I'd fall off laughing everytime.")

I'm starting to think people named Matt are around to cheer me up.