Just wait til *Kovar* hears

Big News of the Night: I found out my internship for next year [which I'm doing in loo of scholarship hours because 25 hours total each semester is way easier than five hours a week the entire year] is working with the local high school drama department. Apparently, I'll get to distill my grand wisdom on another generation of high schoolers (or barring that, continue passing off the same bs that got me through last year). Even better, I'll get to do all this with my friend, Megan (who, FYI, just found out she gets to do crew work for the one-acts). Spifftacular!