An Offer that's Gotta be Too Good to Pass Up for *Someone*

Wanna see me [briefly] make out with someone you've probably never met before--all before a live audience (including my parents)? I just recently found out my one-act show, "Women and Wallace," will be performed Saturday, May 3, and I'm inviting nearly everyone I know to come see it because I love adding pressure to myself. I guess. If you want to come see it, I can hook you up with Truman people who'll be going (I can only reserve so many tickets, and those already went to family) so you wouldn't have to sit in line by yourself(selves?--I sense this is a Fye question).