Acceptable Gifts for My Birthday
(As found in the FYI section of today's Kansas City Star)
* a Vespa (preferably purple or black)
* J.K. Rowling's salary
* Hugh Jackman
* a cell phone with "Low Rider," by War as the ringer
"Life is like toast: one second your toast is fine, pleasingly brown; the next second it is burnt." --AKR
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