By the Numbers

Number of...

* bruises on my legs: 8

* bruises on my legs specifically from the one-acts: 5

* times I've felt nauseous (so far): 0

* times I'll feel nauseous by tonight: 37

* times I fell asleep during the movie last night: 3

* times I hit my alarm this morning: 1

* Rubbermaid containers of stuff I'm sending home with my parents: 3

* hours until call tonight: 10 (or so)

* times I've seen that same dumb Jewel video within one day: 2