...And really bad eggs. Drink up, me 'arties yo ho.

As if I couldn't be fanatic enough from just my one viewing of "Pirates of the Caribbean," no one can possibly imagine the joy I gained when I found this just hanging out on the internet. Seriously, is there anything better than being able to actually quote your favorite lines from the actual *script* of a beloved movie? Sure, IMDB's quote page (totally bookmarked) is great, but a full script? (Yes, I just linked to it twice in the same post. Deal.) Welcome to the Caribbean, luv!

[For those of you who enjoy that sort of thing (like me), the hand puppet theater has their version of the already fab film. You're welcome.]