So...

My first book (because, anymore, there will *be* a book, right after the production company, four Tony awards, Ph.D., three minors, lucritive advertising, and major league baseball stadium [nah, just kidding about the last one]), will be called "So...", since most of my stories start with that word anyway. "So..." will feature a random selection of stories, possibly some taken from The Toast, all starting with "so" in the first paragraph. I've already pictured the cover art, which means all I have left is to pull together some stories, find a publisher, promote the heck out of the book, and live off the movie rights.

Huh. Maybe I should go with the stadium.