And she's a leader on the *national* level...

Amazingly, the highlight of the (ahem, allow me to be all official) National Society of Collegiate Scholars, Plus Hannah's Friends Who Mocked the Gathering induction Convocation was *not* the leaving at the very end, much as I'd figured before actually arriving, but the guest speaker. I don't remember her name, but, between acting like a giant commercial for the NSCS website, she managed to call us the University of Minnesota (Hello! We're Truman!) five times. Everyone thought it was a mistake the first time, but it just became sad by the time she used the wrong college name three times in one sentence.

Oh, the memories!