How's that for checking off the To-Do List?

In the course of an afternoon (today, naturally), I...

* ...bid on something on Ebay and for the first time in a long time and won for the first time ever.

* ...vacuumed the carpet because it was so much better than doing stats homework.

* ...did my stats homework.

* ...volunteered to work at the box office for the first place (and probably rest of the year, though I'm not sure on that one yet).

* ...balanced my checkbook.

* ...watched too much Family Guy and--in the process--both missed the Emmys and became Ryle 340's secretary.

* ...gained an amusing anecdote about the trunk of a friend's car that I can't relate without bursting into giggles.