I need a hero! [or a monologue]

Why do I always end up searching for something at the last minute for the one-acts? I know it doesn't "matter" as much what you do as it does for mainstages, classes, etc, but it still makes a difference. So why do I put off finding the perfect piece until the last minute? How does that even remotely make sense?

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Anyway. Time to continue searching.