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To sum up my day gypsy moth trapping, have a helping of news, headline only style!

* Squirrels Extra-Suicidal Monday Afternoon

* Newly-Fixed Air Conditioning Car's Best Feature

* "So close to finished, it's not funny," says Trapper Smith, 20.

* How's the Weather Over There, Bessie: Four Cows Share One Shade Tree

* Missed Turn Equals End of Day, Trip Home