A List to Start Things Off Again

Animals that Tried^ to Commit Suicide by Jumping in Front of the Car*

* 3 deer
* 5 wild turkeys
* 2 lizards
* 4 cats
* 9~ squirrels
* 3 rabbits
* 1 chicken
* two many turtles^^ to count


^unsuccessfully, thanks
*so far
~this number proves that, which Truman houses some truly psychotic squirrels, they are smarter than the average Missouri squirrel
^^technically they don't jump