Because I get sick of looking at the same thing every time just like everyone else...

A few select quotes from rehearsal thus far:

* It's a metaphor! He's wrapping her in a phone cord of love!

* I feel like I'm floating in oblivion.
-Where?
Oblivion!
-Oh, I like that.

* That's why no one wants to stand next to you: you're tricky!

* So, forget the coloring books, they're not cool anymore. What's cool is tobacco.

* Stop trying to draw a mustache on my face!

* I may be stupid...
-And your question is?