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My favorite section of [my] lines from the children's theatre show based on "Squids Will Be Squids" by Jon Scieszka:

PLAYER 1. He tells stories like a robot. Like the noisiest, grumpiest robot ever. Like the noisiest, grumpiest, evilest robot ever and maybe this is all a part of his plan!

PLAYER 3. What plan?

PLAYER 1. WORLD DOMINATION! He's gonna take over the world by boring the population into submission with his boring ways!!! And he's starting with OUR school! (pause) COOL!