And, flying in the face of yesterday, I'm apparently going speed dating before rehearsal tonight. That won't make life awkward at all.

Hey there, Truman Bookstore! I feel so much better after spending all that money on overpriced graduation merchindise (that wasn't in stock, but I understand that whole "just pop by, we won't call you thing"--you're obviously busier than I am). I mean, I was really angry to spend almost a hundred dollars on an outfit I'll never wear again and 25 notecards. But when you gave me the free shampoo sample, that really just evened us back out. Thanks for knowing what I was really after! Maybe you can overcharge me for gum when I come in next week, too!