I like how I only offer real news occassionally anymore.
Unlike at school, I'm never concerned with the shower curtain. The zombies are much too picky to try and set up shop in the apartment.
"Life is like toast: one second your toast is fine, pleasingly brown; the next second it is burnt." --AKR
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This is why I always barricade the door before showering. You'd hate to have to face a nasty zombie horde with nothing but a rubber ducky, your soap on a rope, and a smile.
This is also why I keep a fire axe in the bathroom.
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