*splash*

I cannot do justice to exactly how the faucet in our tub sounds like now. Likewise, I cannot even attempt the slow "elephant dying" (as it was dubbed) sound that I believe is related to the pipe issue causing our faucet to spill out as much water as it does when it's "off."

Furthermore, I cannot offer any better proof that Jessica and I are seldom home than the fact that it has taken the steady growth of the originally small drip this long to increase to the point of making us fix things.