the fourth largest in the country, in fact

I think I'm going to name the knot on my back Leroy, seeing as it's (1) completely theater-stress related and (2) never, ever going to leave. It put up a fight on Wednesday, and Leroy hasn't let me forget it since then.

In other news, I think I'm going to pony up the money to sit in a movie theater for 12 hours and eat unlimited amounts of popcorn. This tidbit brought to you by my joy of living in a large city.