life lesson #2 of 2011: your desk is not an adequate cutting board
(What's that? You never saw the post with life lesson #1? Don't worry, it was something about crying at work, and you probably already know not to do that.)
You know what I really, really love (like, London-levels of love)? When you throw a pickle slice in with your sandwich for lunch, and the juices get into the bread by the time you're ready to eat it, leaving an acidic tang with your ham and mayo. Also, I love ham.