Confound you, groundhog, you harbringer of winter weather! It was actually warm warm! here in Kirksville and I thought perhaps we'd finished winter early this year. But you couldn't have that, could you? You couldn't let the sunshine interfere with your nefarious weather plans, huh? You just had to go out there and see your shadow and wreck February for everybody else, didn't you? It doesn't matter to *you* what the weather is, you just get to crawl back into your happy hole and hibernate for another month and step into the green grass of March. Why would you care that you doomed us to winter? Why should you care that the weather listened to you and reverted back to December? What could possibly make you care that the weather listened so closely it went from 60 degrees yesterday to an inch of snow today? Huh? HUH? Are you listening to me, you stupid rodent? Of course not, you're all bundled up back in the ground, in your silly little hut they make you live in. Are you warm in there, Phil? Would you mind if I filled your happy warm world with snow.....because I'm a little ticked that you did the same to mine!

Stupid rodent.