Help Me Make it Through the...Day

I'm currently watching "The View" (guest co-host Melissa Rivers and Pop Star-Style Makeovers!), eating combos, about to put away my new palm tree glasses (with actual plastic palm leaves!), and my hair's in pigtails in the hopes that--after six hours of Memorial Day Wal-Mart fun--I'll be able to remember how happy and rested I feel at this moment and *not* yell at whatever customer insults me today. Oh, it'll happen. If people will insult my inteligence (and myself personally) on any random day, it'll definitly happen on a holiday.