"There's your trouble, there's your trouble..."

Apparently, the reason why I haven't gotten any birthday cards from *anyone* yet is because nobody's sorted the mail for three days. I don't think many people know this, since I wouldn't if I hadn't had a package down there for a couple days now, necessitating a phone call from the hall desk to pick it up. One single person is trying to sort all the mail, and she was aiming to finish it before her shift ended at 1:30. Let's all wish her luck, huh?