(I mean this with no disrespect to the entire "Pirates" cast and crew)

Dear Chick who did a speech about me for my public speaking class,

I said "Pirates of the Caribbean" was my favorite movie from this summer! You didn't ask me of all time--this *summer*! While I certainly enjoyed the flick (okay, more than that, but I'm not obsessive), it still ranks below (among other things) "Amelie," "Clueless," "Empire Records," "Jurassic Park," and "Strictly Ballroom." Good Lord, chica, at least I got all your facts right!