As long as I have my stadium nachos

Apparently my brother is going to the Independence Bowl in Louisiana. I'd really hoped it be somewhere more interesting (sorry, bro), but I still won't pass up another chance to read in a weird location.

What?

I'm supposed to actually watch the game?

And CARE?!?

Dude, what planet are you from?

[Maybe if Grandma took me to the Outback Bowl in Tampa, FL, I'd care....]