#4 would be something about crockpots, but I already knew they were great

Operation: Overnight Crockpot Chicken turned out exceptionally well, though it's a bit of a bummer to have to reheat a meal the first time you eat it. (Sorry, I'm not one for eating onion chicken breast at breakfast.)

The general drill in my office right now is:
1. Enter the room. Shut all doors.
2. Briefly crouch in front of space heater until comfortable.
3. Become too warm, push up sleeves.
4. Need to go anywhere else in the building, bundle up to leave.
5. Repeat.

Did you know that I'll be at Hobbit tech all this week? Did you know that I clearly have a problem with letting go?