(thanks, the two people who still read and comment)

I'm eating watermelon, mostly because I already finished the leftover mashed potatoes (which I spooned out of the bottom of the tub with cheese crackers).

If I didn't already know it (because, oh, do I know it), the last sentence would've completely pinpointed to me that I was about to open a show. My fridge definitely has a "raised by wolves" vibe at the moment.