I don't think Merv likes me anymore.

For those of you who haven't read the fun sidebar yet [see it? right there?], I named my computer Merv last week around 11:30 p.m. just because I could. Ever since then, Merv's really turned against me. It's like, now that he has a name and an idenity of some form, he wants more attention than before. If I leave him on without using him for awhile, he'll start to growl at me as I sit at my desk working on my history homework or whatever. My download times are double, maybe even triple what they used to be last week, pre-naming. I think Merv is even in cahoots (which is a great word, btw) with Lexi, the printer (She's a LexMart) who's started spontaneously turning herself on and off whenever she feels like it.

I guess I should hold off on naming the mouse, or I'll be completely screwed, huh?